Boy Slap Shot Published March 24, 2013 at 3104 × 2064 in A Wild Ride to the End of the Hockey Line I’m pleased to report there was no Wooof this time around. And while the Boy didn’t measure up to some of the big shooters speed wise, he did manage to go “bardown” with a 69 mph slapshot to the foul-minded amusement of the crowd.